"I wish I had the body of Biff Meadows." Biff was the captain of the school football team.
Jon looked in the mirror and saw a muscular guy with his face. The rest of him was definitely Biff's, though. Especially the crewcut hair style and muscular body.
Jon walked around the bathroom, trying out his new body, until a knock on the bathroom door startled him out of his thoughts.
"Jon, aren't you supposed to be at school for football practice?" It was his mom.
Did she just say football practice? Jon thought.