Ana was enjoying her cold iced mocha with her friend Mel at the cafe near their house. Patrons and employees bustled about as the two chatted and pounded their caffeine before they headed to work. The two had heard some shouts coming from outside the shop, but no one else was reacting so they didn’t look. Had they, they would have seen a woman with a pair of breasts replacing her arms running down the street.
The two resumed, chit-chat and flicking through their phones occupying most of their available attention. Ana was going in for another sip, straw in her lips, when she felt off balance. For some reason she felt very top heavy. She instantly recovered, however, and plunged the straw into her lips like she always did. At once the cold was unusually unpleasant and her mouth puckered at the sensation of biting cold. She pulled the straw out, and would have said something, but was struck dumb by two sights. A pair of legs had fallen across her vision, from above her head. Also, Mel had gone blind. It was quite noticeable, since her eyes had become flaccid penises each with heir own ballsack. They drooped on her face comically, their wrinkled pushing against her little nose. She was also screaming bloody murder.
The legs less so on her mind, Ana jumped to her feet and promptly fell on her ass. Not the one she was born with, but the one that had replaced her head. She had landed faced own, but rather than rattle her teeth she felt the undeniable sensation of landing on her soft rear. A millisecond later a set of feet slapped down on the floor right in front of her face. Pushing herself up, both sets of legs pushed her into an upright position.
Ana felt for her head and found instead a pair of very familiar hips. Further touch revealed what she feared; her head was gone, replaced with an exact copy of her lower half, butt facing her front and legs facing opposite her originals. Her new legs were heavy and were causing her to waiver as she attempted to stay upright. Luckily for Mel, Ana was made of sterner stuff. The change had shaken her, but her thoughts were of her friend first.
Mel was on the floor, hands on her face attempting to pull the dicks off of her face to little avail, and only succeeding in making them erect instead. With her skirt flipped up onto her stomach, Ana was able to see a small bulge in Mel’s underwear that, as far as she could tell, shouldn’t be there. With little hesitation she pulled down the front of her friend’s panties and finally Mel was able to see. A single, larger than average eye had replaced the entirety of the woman’s vagina. The huge eye blinked, saw the butt-headed woman before her, and rolled up into its socket as Mel passed out.
Around them similar chaos had ensued. Two of the Baristas had had their mouths replaced with genitals. A woman fell down as her upper half rotated 180 degrees while her face was flipped upside down. A college girl studying found it hard to grip her penicl once her hands were replaced with copies of her mouth, and three cries echoed from the girl. Just like the coffee shop, the city was devolving into a bizarre panic.
