"Every time a female player comes into contact with semen from this point forward, she will become sluttier." Sarah read. She tossed the card down. "This game is obviously sexist."
"No kidding." Karyn said. "Where are the detrimental points for the guys?"
"Um..." Jon said, looking down at herself.
"You...you know what I mean." Karyn said.
"My turn." Biff said. He picked up the die and rolled, getting a 3. He moved his piece and picked up his card. "From this point forward, each sexual act initiated by a male player will cause him to move backward one space." Biff read.
"Well, we still have decent leads." Steve said. "No real reason to worry unless we start just rolling ones."
Jon sighed. At least it was something. She turned and watched as Joseph picked up the die and roll, getting a 5. He moved and picked up a card and grinned. "For each orgasm a male player causes a female player to have, he can move forward an extra space."
Jon, Karyn, and Sarah groaned. "Whatever." Sarah said. "It...shouldn't make a big difference."
Karyn picked up the die and rolled, getting a 10. She moved and picked up her card. "All female player's erogenous zones are increased in sensitivity." Karyn rolled her eyes. "Seemed like the game might be getting fair for a minute there."
"Yeah, doesn't seem like well be getting fair treatment." Jon said.
"Ooh, is it my turn again?" Steve asked, reaching for the die.
