"Of course" Jon said, as he rolled the die, "That word is only for more than one of these - the singular is DIE"
Mickey looked crestfallen. "DICE" he said, spitefully, causing Karyn to moan.
Jon picked up the card indicated by the die. It said,
All attributes shift one person to the left
Suddenly, Jon's mom looked down at herself. "I'm all wet! Eeeuw!"
Zoe said, "Mom! I'm pregnant!" and looked down at her eight and a half month bump.
"Dice! Dice! Dice!" said Mickey, but nothing happened - the ability had moved onto Karyn who was much to sympathetic to Zoe to cause her any more suffering.
Jon's mom picked up the die. "My turn, I guess" she said, and rolled the die...
