"Childhood goes by so fast," the card told Mikey. "And everyone treats you like a kid, even though you don't feel like one." mikey was 12 years old and starting to feel like a mature teenager. He really wanted everyone to see that.
"Roll one die. An even roll will age you and get you the respect you deserve. an odd one will grant you more youth. We guarantee you'll feel a whole lot better."
Mikey gulped as he tossed the die...