The card read:
YOU LOOK HOT IN THAT OUTFIT
PERHAPS YOU WOULD LIKE TO LOOK "HOT" IN ANOTHER
Jon's mom frowned. Then, suddenly, she stood up and began to undress. She took off her blouse, but instead of her usual safe, non-sexy bra, she was now wearing a peep hole leather bra. She took off her trousers and shoes to reveal a suspender belt, lace seethrough thong and fishnet stockings.
Jon's mom sat down.
"Right," she said, as if nothing was the matter, "Who's next?"