"Well, why don't you try masturbation?"
Jon blinked, "Huh?"
"Well, as a guy you're ready, but as a girl you don't know what to expect. If you masturbate as a girl then you wouldn't be doing it with a guy so it wouldn't be weird, and it might get you... um, readier, or whatever." Jon considered this... then snorted, holding back laughter, "What? What's wrong?"
"Hehe, if this wasn't so embarrassing this whole conversation would be really, really stupid."
"Hehe, yeah I guess. So you gonna do it?"