Karen thought fast, grasped the stone which had fallen aside next to her with her right hand, and blurted, "I wish everyone reacted as if Jon had two normal hands and that everyone would treat his Karen hand as if it were any other hand, taking into account it's unusual shape and abilities."
Karen watched Jon's Mom blink and clear her head a moment. Her expression immediately turned from anger to embarrassment as she averted her eyes. "I'm sorry Jon Honey, I thought you were hurt. I understand you're growing up, and masturbation may be a normal activity for you now, but please try and keep the volume down. Also, you need to hurry or you'll be late for school." She then backed out of the room and closed the door behind her.
"That was close," Karen breathed out. She then realized she had Jon's mouth shut. She opened it to allow him to speak.
"I must admit you're clever with that rock," John began. "Still, I wish I had my own freedom of movement for my own body again."