"Karyn," Jon said. "I'm so sorry."
Karyn was crying.
"I wish..." he paused, as he accidentally said the 'w' word, "let me put the stone down before I finish that sentence." He did so. "I was about to accidentally wish you could forgive me. But I meant it only as a figure of speech."
"Forgive you? forgive you!? How could I forgive you for this!"
"Not just this. What I'm about to do," he said. He picked up the stone again.
"Wha?" she said, in between her sobs. "Jon, what are you..."
"I wish Karyn would lose consciousness for the next 2 minutes."
"Jon what are you about..." and she was out.
"I'm sorry, Karyn," Jon said.
"I wish for a duplicate of Karyn, before being modified by the stone, with her original hair and breasts, to be materialized into existence but that she would also be unconscious for the next two minutes. I wish this duplicate Karyn would have all the memories of the original Karyn except for the last few minutes where she was turned into my penis."
Jon looked down at his penis, now a miniature Karyn.
"I wish the original Karyn, my penis now, would change to look like a regular human pe ... like a 12 inch long but otherwise regular human penis," no harm in that, Jon thought, "and wouldn't be able to talk or control her own movement, but that she would be able to telepathically communicate with me and only me. Also, I wish the duplicate Karyn would fall head over heels in love with me and also think I was so sexually attractive that she almost couldn't stand it and would always be flirting with me and trying to get me to do sexual things with her, but otherwise her personality would be unaffected." Jon was feeling even more guilty about saying that last part. But once he started saying it, though unsure of himself, he was resolved to finish it.
Jon watched as Karyn, the one attached to him, changed into a well-endowed piece of the human male anatomy.
"I'm sorry, Karyn. I'm sorry."
Jon waited out the 2 minutes. The Karyn duplicate on the floor woke up, got to her feet, seeming to have a headache, and there was a stirring in his pants.
"What happened," the new Karyn said. "Jon, my breasts! And my hair! You fixed me!"
"Yeah, all better," he said.
"What's that? Who's that, Jon, what's going on, I can't move, I feel so different, I can't talk, but I feel like I can send you my thoughts, and I can hear your thoughts" the thought came from his crotch. And then she knew. She could read his thoughts and she knew what he just did. "Jon! No, that's so horrible!" his penis told him telepathically.
"I don't know what you did, but I feel so much better! You're so awesome, Jon! I love you!" the counterfeit Karyn said. She kissed him firmly on the lips.
"You bastard! You evil piece of shit! I hope you burn in hell!" the mental thoughts came at Jon.
"What did you do? How did you undo the wish?" Karyn 2 asked, curious.
"It's... probably better if you didn't know. What's important is that you're back to your old self," Jon said.
"Jon, I don't know why I never saw it before, why I never got serious with you. But it's so obvious we should be girlfriend and boyfriend," Karyn 2 said.
"That sounds nice. Though I can't help but think you might deserve better than me," Jon said.
"You're damn right you pigfucker!" his penis burned at him.
"Then I guess that makes you the pig," he thought back at Karyn 1.
"Jon, would you take my virginity?" asked Karyn 2.
"Wha... what? Oh no! No! No! NO!" Karyn 1 thought at Jon.
"Relax, and try to let yourself enjoy it," Jon thought to Karyn 1.
"I'm so glad everything is back to normal," Karyn 2 said.
"Ironic words of the century," Karyn 1 said, sobbing inside.
"I'm sorry Karyn, but it was the best I could do. She's still you. Doesn't the life of Karyn deserve to be lived?"
"By me! It deserves to be lived by me! That's my life!"
"I'm sorry Karyn, but you two are the same person. Objectively there is no difference. Objectively this is the same as you going back to normal, but making my penis remember your life as if it had been Karyn. I don't know if what I did was the right thing, but it's better than Karyn disappearing from the world as far as everyone else is concerned."
"I still hate you."
"I know. You know Karyn, I could have completely erased your conscious mind. I could still wish for the ability to mentally block your telepathic signals from getting through to me. But I won't. If that means being subjected to your seething hatred for the rest of our lives, if that means being subjected to a lifetime of psychological abuse, so be it. I'll sit there and take whatever you dish out, I deserve it. I'm not trying to torture you. I'm trying to minimize the damages to you."
"I know. A fat lot of good it does me though." And then she accidentally let it slip. She couldn't exactly control her thoughts, after all, and her ego and id were laid bare. Karyn 1 let slip her feelings of love for Jon. She was embarrassed. She didn't even have the satisfaction of making him think she hated him. But she felt his feelings of love for her and embarrassment about that too, so maybe it was a wash.
