"I wish for a duplicate body to my original one, before being modified to get big breasts and long blonde hair, ready to receive a soul and spring to life, to appear on the ground in this room and I also wish for a mind transference gun, which will transfer the mind of anyone you shoot with it into whatever body is hit with it next." Karyn was one clever penis.
Jon was reeling at the obvious, simple solution, and was feeling like an ass for not thinking of it himself and subjecting Karyn to such humiliation and a horrible existence for this whole time. He should have just let her fix this to begin with.
Still badly needing to go to the bathroom, Jon shot Karyn (i.e. his own penis) and then the motionless body on the ground. And then there was a discontinuity. He was disoriented and wasn't where he was just standing. He got off the ground, and saw... his own body slumping on the ground in front of the toilet. Suddenly he looked down. He saw Karyn's original, slightly smaller breasts, and on the edge of Jon's vision was Karyn's original dark orange hair. He was in her body.
"Karyn? Karyn, are you in this body here with me?"
"No, Jon," a muffled voice came from his former body. "I'm still in the penis."
Jon rushed over and held the penis of his old prone body.
"It messed up," Jon said. "If I made a wild guess, it would be that technically, you, being my penis, were a part of my body, so shooting you with the gun was still shooting me, and so I got transferred over, but the gun can't undo the original wish that you would become my penis since the gun was made by the stone, so it can't make you stop being my penis."
"That's awful," Karyn the penis said. "But for the moment I still need to go! And I'm not in control of this body, I'm just a penis! Help me!"
Jon hurriedly supported her old body into a standing position, surprised by how strong this new body was for a girl, gently held out Karyn and pointed her toward the toilet basin.
"Jon, I meant WISH for the bladder to be emp... AAHHHHHH!!!!!" Karyn couldn't talk any more, as she was shooting out a stream of urine out her mouth.
"Blurbleglub... shtlurb! STUPID JON!" Karyn cried out, at the end of the ordeal, spitting out the salty liquid.
"Sorry! Sorry! But it was a good idea, the mind transference," Jon said, in Karyn's original voice, as that was what she sounded like now. "It might have worked."
"I'm going to be a penis forever!" Karyn sobbed. "You did this to me!"
"I'm sorry, Karyn. It was an accident. I don't know what to do. There's nothing I can do that could possibly make it up to you. I know that. I know what I did is unforgivable. It's awful. And here I am, with the option of living a normal human life, I could even wish for a new male body that looks like my old one and use the gun to transfer into it. How can I show you how sorry I am? I can tell you I'm sorry a million times. Just tell me what to do. What can I do? It won't make up for it but tell me what to do and I'll do it!" Jon cried back.
"Well..." Karyn said.
15 minutes later:
"Oh my god, I'm going to... I'm really going to! I can feel it..." Jon said.
"So"... "am"... "I"... said Karyn in between thrusts.
"AAiiiiii!!!!" Jon gasped, tightly clutching her own breasts and repeatedly kneading into them, her new groin enveloping her old one, rocking spastically. She was feeling pleasure unlike she ever had as a guy. Though to be fair, he had never actually had sex with another person as a guy, so she couldn't be sure it was actually better, but it was hard to imagine that it wasn't. She felt Karyn twitching inside of her and knew she was climaxing too. This thought made Jon happy. She (Jon) squeezed her (Karyn, the penis), hoping that would make it more enjoyable for her, going out of her way to exaggerate the involuntary spasms that were happening naturally. The twitching of Karyn intensified at this, and was accompanied by the flow of warmth that Jon felt inside her new equipment, while that equipment itself sprayed fluids of its own all over Karyn, Jon's old body and the bed. Jon's spasms continued and she found herself enjoying the thought that Karyn was coming inside her. Jon really did love Karyn and would do just about anything for her, and this was a relatively small boon to grant. Jon's uninhabited rest-of-his-old-body lay catatonic on the bed, while Jon in Karyn's old body straddled it.
Just when the ordeal seemed to be at its end, Jon felt the feeling of the start of orgasm beginning again! "Oh my god, it's going to happen again! Ah! Haaa!" She squeezed herself around Karyn a few more times, pressing into the comatose body, also feeling one last tired squirt come out of Karyn at this, before falling off backwards onto the bed, exhausted, crying actual tears at the overwhelming feelings.
"And to think you were against it," Karyn chided, herself out of breath.
"Of course I would be against fucking a guy's genitals, much less getting pregnant and giving birth to our child," Jon said, staring at the ceiling.
"I can't believe you agreed to go along with it. What do you think now?" Karyn asked.
"I never want to be a guy again," Jon admitted. "Being a girl is wonderful."
"Not as wonderful as being a penis," Karyn said.
"You like it now?"
"Jon, imagine experiencing orgasm, except instead of just having a penis, BEING one. You have no idea. It doesn't matter how inconvenient it is. I couldn't stand to go back now."
"Oh. I see. I guess. Want to go again?" Jon asked, hopeful. She already wanted Karyn back inside of her.
"Give me a few minutes, girl! I'm not a machine!" Karyn said.
"I'll take care of you always, Karyn. I love you."
"Ok, I'm ready again," Karyn announced.
"Atta' girl," Jon said with a smirk.
