Joesph and Tom exchanged glances, they weren't really sure what to do. Clearly the girl did remember being a penis but how, could they explain to her what had happened when she hardly spoke and they didn't really understand themselves.
"Hey... um... do you have a name or something?" Tom asked kneeling down next to the girl.
"Name?" she asked looking confused.
"Yea you know, like he's Joesph and I'm Tom, what does Joesph call you?" Tom asked
"Dick" was the uncertain responce.
Tom turned to Joesph and Jon.
"Dudes we need to give her a name. We can't call her Dick in public it's a boys name. What about Dixie?"
"Dixie" Jon said apprasiningly, "That would work I suppose what do you think Joesph?"
"I don't care one way or the other" Joesph responded slightly grumpily, "What's more important is what the hell are we going to do with her? How am I going to explain this? And more importantly how do I get my penis back?"
Fortunately, Jon had quietly already taken care of that last problem, by wishing on the stone that the gun had a grow-a-penis fuction as well. The other's had not yet noticed and he thought it would be suspicious to bring it up.
"Well, I dunno dude." Tom said scratching his head, "Maybe you could tell your parents that she's your girlfriend or something."
"Don't you think it might be a little problematic introducing her to my parents when she can barely speak? And besides there's no way my parents would let her sleep over. Tom, your parents are out of town right and your sister probebly won't be home yet why don't we take her to your house?"
Joesph paused and scowled. At the sound of "take her to your house" Tom's face had split into a huge grin and his nose had started bleeding slightly, never a good sign.
"Hold that thought a second." Joesph said in a warning tone and whipping out his cell phone made a call. A few minutes later he hung up and said, "Ok. I've set it up with my parents that I'm staying over at your house tonight. No offense bro, but we all know your a nimpho and I'm not about to let my Dick... er... Dixie stay over at your house unsupervised."
