The girl just looked at Jon blankly.
"Come on, do you know how to speak?"
The girl didn't say anything.
"I guess not," said Jon. The boys watched, even poked the girl, half expecting her to say something, but she didn't. They tried to help her to her feet and she just looked confused and collapsed.
"I don't think she knows how to walk," said Tom.
"She was a penis," said Joseph. "A penis doesn't know how to walk."
"Do we have to teach her everything?" said Tom. "I mean it takes us 16 years or so to learn to be how we are. If we had to teach her we'd never have enough time to do it."
"We wouldn't," said Joseph, "and besides, I want my penis back! If we have to teach her things in the meantime so she seems normal, then fine, but I really hope I get my penis back before that many years is up."
"Maybe there's a way to teach her fast," said Tom. "I mean we don't know. There's nothing to say that a girl made from your body by magic has to take as long to learn as a baby." He tried to kiss the girl, who didn't really resist, but didn't seem to understand she was being kissed, either. She just stayed there, with a blank expression on her face.
"Ew," said Joseph. "Don't do that. Kissing someone magically transformed from my penis is like giving me a blowjob."
"Oh, come on," said Tom. "She's not a penis now, and it's not as if my mouth was over every square inch of her. It was just a kiss. What do you think, Jon?"
Jon was nowhere to be seen. He was, in fact, off safely in the restroom, where he was looking at his magic stone. He had already decided he'd let things go for a while... it did make an interesting prank... but he was thinking about whether he should make things a little bit easier--if the girl can't talk or do anything, probably not much will happen, after all.
