Jon's friend Joseph was at the school store. having needed to get a refill on some looseleaf paper, when he spotted a piece of plastic on the ground. He picked it up and examined it; it looked like a toy gun, though it was a little small.
He was about to toss it aside when he saw something printed on it. "Aim device at penis". Well, that was strange... Why would he want to do that? Was it a sex toy of some kind? Probably not, there was no reason one would be at school, and it didn't look like the gun thing was supposed to be touched to anything.
He put it in his pocket and forgot about it until it fell out in the locker room. He picked it up again and asked "Hey, anyone know what this thing is?"
"What?" replied one boy.
"This thing. It looks like a toy ray gun but it says to aim it at your penis."
"Why not try it?"
"Because that's silly. What's it going to do, coat it with paint or something? or give it a shock?"
"Let's see," he said, and grabbed it from Joseph, then aimed it at...
