I think it's time for my side of the story. As with Jenny's blog, I will assume that you, the reader, know what the Medallion of Zulo is/does. If you don't, well, look it up. That's what I did.
Wow. I wouldn't have believed it if I didn't see it for myself. Like Jenny said, we were having a few problems. We weren't taking very good care of ourselves and as a result we were putting on some extra weight. As a result, we didn't have quite as much energy, and as a result we weren't taking very good care of ourselves... it's a vicious circle alright.
So when I saw Jenny starting to trim down I got a bit depressed. She had started a new diet (or so I believed at the time), though as much as I love her, I honestly didn't believe she'd stick to it. By Thanksgiving she was looking really good, and Christmas that year was amazing. I didn't know how or why she stayed with me then and I fell into a bit of a depression.
See, I had started secretly trying to keep a diet of my own, but between my job (sitting on my ass all day in front of a computer) and my lack of willpower, I just couldn't do it. Too many snacks and not enough exercise made me look very much like a long-haired Meatloaf indeed.
And Jenny's success continued to feed into my depression because I was convinced she was going to leave me for someone more attractive. And then her offering to share her diet with me was like the death of my manhood. When I couldn't even please her sexually because of my girth, I attended my manhood's funeral and cried to her.
That was the beginning of a wonderful life, although I just figured this was her last attempt to make me better before dumping me altogether.
And amazingly, her diet was working! At least, that's what I thought. I had been researching diets and whatnot for a while, and the changes she was making weren't really enough to bring about the changes that I felt happening to me. I thought at first that I just underestimated her, and even suggested a few times over the next few weeks that she should start her own "Jenny Craig" business.
