(Originally written by: LGV)
"Instead, you have to choose from fantasy races," the game said plainly.
"Fantasy races? You mean like sparkly vampires?" Caleb asked in a nervous tone.
"No, no, think more traditionally, Caleb. You know, powerul orcs, tiny dwafrs, equine centaurs. That kind of stuff."
"Oh, I see. Well, I'm not gonna lose a couple of feet, so dwarf is out."
"Aww, come on," Catalina moaned, "I LOVE men with beards."
Ignoring her, Caleb continued on.
"Guess that leaves the orc and the centaur, huh."
He pondered on it for a moment, before deciding on.
