This is going to be awesome.

So I hit the mixer button and chose completely random. Then a message came up asking me if I was sure that I wanted to do this. I selected the "YES" button and let it start molding the skin. I could barely get a look at it as a brilliant flash of light hit me and took me somewhere. The next thing I knew, I was in a beginner room in Epic City. I was materializing in front of a Mirror that had a status screen. I stood there a minute as I finished morphing and began to read about myself.