Monday: As Jon woke up Monday morning, he snickered to himself. Biff Meadows was going to look more girly, and Jon couldn’t wait to see what he looked like. As he left, Jon wished that no one but him and Karen would notice the stone in his pocket, which he kept in a container bag, so he wouldn’t accidentally make a wish. When Jon went to school, he went to his locker, which is where Biff would usually harass him. Even if it meant taking a beating (which was unlikely now,) Jon has to see this.
Then, Jon saw him, Biff. Biff definitely looked more feminine, he had shoulder length hair, he definitely was wearing something that looked like a sports bra underneath his shirt, and his waist was slightly thinner, but something was weird. Jon stood next to his locker, when Biff confronted him.
“Listen dweeb, I don’t have time to do my regular stuff,” his voiced definitely sounded more female, “maybe tomorrow, but not today.” Buff then walked off past Jon, where Jon noticed that Biff was walking more like woman too. There was definite progress, he could definitely see that, but there was still something about Biff that was weird.
Then it hit Jon: while Biff was becoming more feminine, he was still the big, tall, buff football captain. Biff was becoming a female, but just not a regular one. “Well, this might be useful,” Jon thought, “if I have a submissive girlfriend who’s also a giant football player, I gain a bodyguard for free!” Jon went about his day, snickering to himself. This was going to be fun!
As Biff sat in his first class, he was thinking to himself. Now, generally Biff wouldn’t do this, but because of Jon’s wish Biff also was becoming smart enough to actually do this. “Why didn’t I at least push Jon? That would’ve made me seem tough. At least the guys didn’t see it. They already make fun of me enough for being like this. God, why does Jon get to be a normal dude? While I have to be this big weird guy? Ugh. I bet I’d be captain of the team if the other guys weren’t such dicks. They always pick on me for being so feminine, and I have to pick on Jon just to seem tough. I wish I didn’t have too. Jon’s a great guy, better than me. And he’s actually better at being a guy than me too. I should make it up to him. Somehow.”
