Karyn picked up a die. "What's this one?"
Jon looked at it. "Freaky"
"Freaky?"
"Yes. I decided to some really sick stuff that wouldn't fit in any other category."
Karyn turned the die over in her hand. On it were the words: three-legged, two heads, limb swap, reverse head, one eye and giant genitals.
"Are you sure about this?" said Karyn. "I don't think we should roll this die."
"What's the matter, Karyn? Scared?"
"Frankly, Jon, yes. These are terrible things to happen to anyone."
"It's only temporary, Karyn. Tell you what. I'll make a wish. I wish that the roll of the freaky die would only result in a five minute change"
Unbeknown to Karyn, Jon wasn't actually holding the rock at the time.
"Okay, fair enough," said Karyn. "Roll it."
Jon took the die and rolled it. It landed on...
