As the dice began to fall off the table, time seemed to slow for Jon and Karyn, allowing them to see just what was happening. As the dice proceeded, the two wondered if they weren't in some sort of contrived setting, the dice falling to fit someone's fetishes as closely as they could.
First to fall was the Social Circle die. It landed on Nerds, and suddenly Jon and Karyn found themselves enjoying, and knowing much about, science fiction, fantasy, comic books, anime, manga, and all sorts of other such things.
The Physical Attributes die hit next. While their weights remained the same, the two felt a stretching as they sprouted to six-and-a-half feet in a matter of seconds.
Ethnic Background fell, landing on Asian. While their facial features rearranged, and Jon's hair turned jet black, Karyn's breasts and hair retained their prior features.
Hair Colour fell, and Jon wondered if it would be able to change them given the previous die. As it landed on redhead, though, he discovered that, in fact, it could. Karyn's hair also changed--while not becoming a true redhead, she did become a strawberry blonde.
The Foreign Language die fell, somehow managing to land on an edge and stay there. Suddenly Jon and Karyn found themselves fluent in thousands of languages, as if the effect of the indeterminate roll had been to make them (and everyone else in town) polyglots.
The Intelligence die fell. As it did, the pair noticed something strange--the labelling had changed. No longer were such things as "ditzy" and "IQ 80" present; indeed the worst outcome seemed to be "IQ 120". The die ended up on "hyper-genius", an option Jon knew hadn't been there before.
"Perhaps it would have created a logical inconsistency for us to be polyglots and nerds with the intelligence of stereotypical ditzes?" asked Jon.
"Perhaps," replied Karyn.
Age landed next, on 27. Jon and Karyn felt themselves maturing, passing through the final stages of puberty into the years when they would start to look respectable to older people--at least, if there were any older people about.
Though both Jon and Karyn knew that it was improbable for a six-sided die to land on its side, somehow the Mythical Creatures die did, and instead of changing, the pair knew that they, along with everyone else, had the ability to change their shape into any such creature they desired.
Cup Size fell, and Jon wondered how it might affect him--would it just make him a man with breasts, or would it turn him fully female? And how would it affect Karyn, after her wish? As it turned out, it landed on "Morph" (reinforcing the pair's suspicions about the nature of their reality), and sure enough, Jon and Karyn both instantly grew massive breasts.
"How is this possible, given my wish?" asked Karyn. Then, in answer to her own question, "Ah, yes. I only wished for 'big boobs', which these certainly are. I did not specify any sort of size."
Clothing landed, and the two felt their back muscles strengthening as it landed on "naked".
"I suppose that with no clothes, our bodies must change to take into account the lack of support normally provided by such."
"That seems a reasonable hypothesis."
Sexual Attributes hit the floor, landing on bisexual. Intellectually Jon and Karyn thought this a good outcome--sex was often an excellent stress reliever, and expanding everyone's pool of candidates to include everyone, while not at the same time making everyone hopelessly horny the way they might have had the die landed on "lustful", seemed to them to be the best outcome.
"I can no longer think of any reasonable explanation for this improbable sequence of outcomes than that we are in some sort of fetish fiction, our lives being determined by some author," said Karyn as the "Individuals" die landed on an edge. The two found themselves able to change into anyone they wanted (or, at least, into the bodies those people now possessed), and seemed to have gained a special sense allowing them to detect who was really behind a given body.
Accent landed on "valley".
"Like, why isn't that, like, in contradiction to the previous rolls?" asked Jon.
"Because, like, we're still just as intelligent as before, but now we have to speak in this, like, silly way."
Senses landed on X-ray vision.
"Karyn, are you, like, aware that you have, like, warning signs for cancerous tumours?"
Bending her head, Karyn exclaimed, "Oh my god, like, I totally do!"
Species also landed on its side. Not only could they become an identical likeness of anyone they knew, and become any mythical creature they desired, but they could also become any animal species they wanted, or any mix thereof.
Karyn rolled her eyes as yet another die landed on its side, the Star Trek Aliens die. Not only did they suddenly find themselves able to become any Star Trek alien they desired (and, being super-smart nerds, they had encyclopedic knowledge of every single one), they also found themselves able to become aliens from other science-fiction and fantasy universes.
"It is, like, next to impossible for so many dice to land on their sides, like, you know?" said Jon as his second Clothing die did so. Suddenly they realized that while nudity was generally preferred and most comfortable, people could wear anything they wished (created with a thought) and no one would look askance.
A die that appeared to be called "a.n.other" landed on Muscle. Jon felt the weight on his chest lessening as his muscles developed, and both he and Karyn ended up looking like bodybuilders.
A "States of Mind" die landed on impatient.
"Like, hurry up already! This is taking, like, forever!" said Jon.
"It only, like, feels that it's taking, you know, forever. I, like, guess that we're, you know, perceiving time differently, but I do, like, wish it would hurry up." Thankfully Karyn wasn't holding the rock.
"Is, like, this author so indecisive that they just want to be able to do, you know, anything they want with us?" asked Karyn as two more dice landed on their edges: a "Sexual Attributes" die and a "Celebrities" die. While the first had the effect of turning them into hermaphrodites, and leaving them with the ability to enlarge their sexual characteristics further, the other made them able to become any celebrity they wished--at least, any celebrity with the body they would have were they 6'6" tall, with massive breasts, red hair, large muscles, minimum two-foot dicks and deep, wet vaginas.
"So, like, we can alter our faces?" said Jon.
Gender came up as "both".
"Aren't we, like, already both?" asked Jon.
"I think that, like, made us fully functional as both. Also I think it, like, enhanced us a bit more," said Karyn as she felt her dick lengthen by six inches and her breasts balloon out even more.
Hair Style, too, managed to land on its side.
"So, like, do I look better with braids or an afro?" asked Karyn.
"I don't think that, you know, in this town it will matter what your, like, hairstyle is."
A die marked "Freaky" landed on a side giving them two heads.
Karyn turned her heads to look at herself. "Like, I think that if I were an actual, like, valley girl, I would, like, say that this was 'like, so super-cool!'"
The "Jobs" die landed on "Stripper".
"Like, if we're all okay with being nude, like, how does that work?" asked Jon, and no sooner had he said it than new knowledge rushed into his brain. "Oh, like, we don't strip clothes, we slowly strip our bodies to go from one to another!"
A "Body Build" die fell on "Curvy". While not losing any muscle definition, Karyn and Jon felt their breasts expanding yet more, their waists cinching down and their hips and butts expanding.
An "Accessories" die landed on "Bracelets and Rings". Jon felt the wish that had empowered the dice take a rather liberal interpretation of this as he found himself not only with gem-studded rings adorning each finger and multiple bracelets on each wrist, but also with numerous necklaces, as well as pinching sensations that told him he now had multiple earrings of various sizes, pierced eyebrows, nose and tongue, rings through each nipple and multiple rings on his labia, and even one through his clitoris. He was thankful that none had ended up on his penis.
Another die fell, this one giving them extra breasts--three rows of two down both front and back. Their increased strength meant that they didn't sag, but they still felt slightly uncomfortable from how their middle breasts were squashed between their top and bottom ones.
So finally there they stood. Tall redheaded bisexual two-headed curvy Asian nerds. Genius polyglots forced to speak like stereotypical valley girls. 27 years old, able to turn themselves into anything from mythology, science fiction, fantasy, and other such genres, as well as numerous real-world people. Twelve gigantic breasts, six down the front, six down the back. 30-inch dicks. Muscular nudists who often slowly changed bodies in front of appreciative audiences. Able to enhance, though not reduce, their sexual attributes. Able to change their hair styles with a thought, but always adorned with loads of "bling".
"What are we, like, going to do, Jon?" asked Karyn, sounding slightly desperate. "I feel, like, like a freak!"
"We're, like, going to go out and do what we, you know, usually do. Everyone else is, like, like us now, so we're not, like, freaks."
