As Jon and Karyn went down the stairs, Jon's Mom came out of the kitchen.
"Don't forget not to be too late home tonight, honey" said Jon's Mom, looking rather bizarre with a big black moustache. Her blonde hair was obviously a wig, and her hairs were poking through her tights. She patted Jon's cheek with a hairy hand, and the nails were clearly stuck on, not very well.
As Jon and Karyn left the house they saw Jon's next door neighbour, the very fanciable but sadly too old for Jon sexy Samantha. As per usual, she was wearing a short miniskirt and boots, but Jon noticed that there were a few layers of tights on her legs, probably to cover her hairs. Her boobs obviously looked false and plastic, but she still had the same old sexy swagger.
"Oh my God!" laughed Karyn, and Jon turned to see...
