"Oh yeah, how about that? I'm bare from the waist down, huh?" Karyn observed.
"Yeah, and from the waist up, too," Jon observed. "How'd we get here from high heels?"
"By school bus. Look around, Jon. We're riding on the school bus. Remember?" Karyn chided him.
"No, I mean we rolled the die, and it came up for everyone to wear high heels, and then the heels looked ridiculous with trousers, and then I wished that everyone would wear miniskirts or short shorts," Jon recalled.
"Yeah, genius, you forgot to clarify who would wear which. You also forgot to wish for any kind of shirts, blouses, bras, or tops," Karyn complained.
"Sorry about that," Jon apologized. "Your tits do have a nice jiggle, though. Keep talking. Tit's interesting. Oops, I meant..."
"I know what you meant," Karyn remarked. "A likely story. You never figured that half the guys would end up wearing miniskirts, did you? And you also forgot to wish for underwear. That ridiculous little skirt of yours has ridden way up, you know. You're putting on quite a show."
"It's a losing battle, Karyn," Jon pointed out. "Every other guy on this bus is having the same problem. Enjoy the show. You're the one who didn't like hairy legs and wished away everyone's hair. You're the one who wished you didn't have to worry about your little skirt not covering you."
"Well, that one worked. I'm not worried about my skirt anymore. In fact, this whole going naked thing is actually kind of cool. It's way more convenient than changing clothes all the time. No more guys undressing me with their eyes, either. Shit though; am I as bald as you?"
"Correctamundo," Jon replied.
Karyn reached up to check her hair, discovered a newly bald scalp, and began giggling. "Sarah McMillan bald! This I gotta see!"
"Well, you don't have long to wait," Jon remarked as the bus pulled up to the high school. Hundreds of students were standing and talking outside, all wearing high heels. Half the guys wore nothing but scandalously short miniskirts, and the rest had even shorter short shorts. Some of the girls were wearing sashes, waist chains, decorative belts, or other jewelry, but all of them were completely topless and bottomless. No one had any visible hair, which essentially meant they had no hair.
"How is anyone going to get through a day of classes this way?" Karyn wondered aloud.
"What do you mean? They all think this is normal," Jon reminded her.
"Well, I certainly can't get through the day this way," Karyn maintained. "I wish..."
