The rest of the day was a bit of an embarrassment for Jim. The whole world has basically one giant ghetto with a constant background of rap music. Jim and Karyn (or "J-Dogg" and "Krazy", as they were now called) rushed through the day, trying to get it over with as soon as possible. That night, Jim decided to stay the night with Karyn and patch things up in the morning. Karyn was still a bit pissed with him over the way the world had been changed, but he knew she'd get over it. They just had to wait until the next day...the next day...
Jim woke to the sound of birds chirping and the sunlight streaming through the window. He held up his hand and saw that he was once again white.
"Thank goodness..." he smiled, "...it's over. That wasn't nearly as cool as I'd hoped."
He rolled out of bed, scratching his ass and yawning. He walked into the bathroom and splashed water onto his face. He peeked into his mothers bedroom and saw that she was white too.
It hadn't been terrible being black, but they'd all become such a gross collection of stereotypes that it had made both he and Karyn uncomfortable. He really had to learn more about black culture. He hadn't realized his opinions were so...limited. No wonder Karyn had been pissed with him.
He went to the kitchen and made coffee, then snuck back into his bedroom, intending to surprise Karyn...
The girl in his bed...was as black as coal...
Her course hair was a harsh, peroxide blonde...
Her skin was stitched with vulgar tattoos...
Her piercing...clothes and jewelry...
The black girl rolled over and her gigantic breasts flopped over with her. Her huge bottom wobbled and jounced, and she ran her tongue over her big lips and she slept. She raised a hand to rub sleep from her eyes, and her fingers were still tipped with two-inch long, square cut nails painted bright purple!
She blinked her eyes and smiled at John, seeing that he was back to normal.
Then...she saw her hand...
