"I think I have a solution" Jon stated dramatically as he held up yet another magic dice.
"Okay (snort) what does that one do?" Karyn inquired gamely.
"This is the relationship die." Jon explained "On each of its sides is a type of relationship; friends, enemies, lovers, acquaintances, etc... Once cast everyone will relate to everyone else according to what it lands on."
"So if it lands on lovers, Sarah and I will be lovers?" Karyn asked in disgust
"Everyone will be lovers" Jon shrugged. "Now should we try it out? It's not like we can't fix whatever happens"