"What kind of fucking stunt are you trying to pull?" the masked man said. "A wishing rock? Yeah right. If this thing grants wishes, then I wish you'd turn into an exact duplicate of Jenna Jameson and forget all about being a guy."
The mugger strangely felt compelled to look away for a moment, and when he looked back, he was amazed to see a familiar looking porn star standing before him.
"Oh my god! It worked!"
"What? What worked?" The sexy woman said, not realizing that moments ago she had been a relatively normal guy and had just been turned into a famous porn star. "NOW GIVE ME BACK THE STONE" she yelled and kneed the mugger in the crotch he fell over and she took the stone and said...