"What kind of fucking stunt are you trying to pull?" the masked man said. "A wishing rock? Yeah right. If this thing grants wishes, then I wish you'd turn into an exact duplicate of Jenna Jameson and forget all about being a guy."
The mugger strangely felt compelled to look away for a moment, and when he looked back, he was amazed to see a familiar looking porn star standing before him.
"Oh my god! It worked!"
"What? What worked? What are you going to do with me?" The sexy woman said, not realizing that moments ago she had been a relatively normal guy and had just been turned into a famous porn star.
"I can't believe my luck!" the mugger said. "I wish..."