"What the hell, man," Keith said. You can't just keep switching people's identities like that."
"I know what I'm doing. There's just a few more observations I want to make."
Jon's mom, Jane, and his father, Gerald, walked in the door wearing their new outfits and greeted Jon and Karyn. Jon was curled up on the couch, reading a magazine, and Karyn was watching a baseball game.
"Hi mom, hi dad," Jane and Zoe said.
"Hi kids," Jon said.
"Mom," Jane asked, "Is it okay if Karyn stays for dinner tonight? Her parents are out of town for the weekend."
"Actually, your father and I were going to go out for dinner tonight, so I suppose Karyn can stay here with you kids and you can order a pizza."
"Cool," Jane said. "We'll be in my room."
"Okay, we'll let you know when we leave."
Jane and Gerald went up to Jon's room, and Zoe went to hers. Jane sat at Jon's computer and booted up his new copy of World of Warcraft. Gerald sat on Jon's bed and crossed his legs.
"I can not believe how much of a bitch Sarah was today!" he said.
"Tell me about it," Jane said.
"I mean, I was just standing at my locker, minding my own business, and she and her friends go buy just snickering at me. I just know it was something about my outfit. You know, not all of us can afford to buy skirts from Abercrombie and Victoria's Secret thongs and stuff and just act like total tarts to win the guys. Where does she get off?"
"She's just a bitch, Karyn, we already know that. I wouldn't worry about it." Jane's attention was firmly glued to the game, and Gerald felt a bit insulted by this.
"I thought we were going to hang out?"
"Sure, we're hanging out right now."
"No, you're engrossed in that stupid game and I'm here venting about my little girlish insecurities and you can't even be bothered to listen!"
"Well, I guess my chromosomes make it hard for me to empathize. I told you I'd teach you to play this game. It really is fun."
"Yeah. I don't want to play games, Jon. I want to do other things, like..."
"Like what?"
"Nothing. Nevermind. You know, maybe Zoe would understand. I think I'll talk to her for a bit."
"Yeah, okay." Jane remained glued to the screen as Gerald walked out of the room and down the hall to Zoe's room.
"Okay, I get it." Keith said to Eric. "You just wanted to see Jon and his dad in a dress, is that it? Can we change them back now?"
"We can't do anything," Keith said. "These wishes are in place until each of them takes their clothes off."
"Okay, whatever. I think you should give me the rock. You've gone to far."
"No."
"Give me the rock Eric!"
"Keith, I think you should just calm down. In fact, I wish...
