Eric thought fast. "I wish that police officer would put his handcuffs away, get in his car, and drive away, and forget what he's seen here."
The police officer stopped in his tracks, placed the handcuffs back in his pocket, got in his squad car, and just drove off.
"That was strange," Jon said, "They called you ma'am."
"I know. I mean, I guess I've lost some muscle since college, but calling me a woman? What's the world coming too?"
Jon looked indignant. "And what do you mean by that?" He said. "Is there something wrong with being a woman?" Jon crossed his arms in a decidedly feminine manner.
"What? Of course not. You women have it easy."
"Oh do we? I work, too. At least you don't have to wear high heels to the office. At least you don't have to get up an hour earlier just to do your hair and makeup. And do you remember how long I spent in labor when Jon was born? 'Women have it easy,' yeah right. You should spend some time in my shoes."
"Okay, okay, I take it back. Are we still on for tonight?" Karyn joked.
"I suppose," Jon said only half jokingly, "But watch your mouth."
Eric and Keith were chuckling at this, as Karyns breasts bobbed with consternation. Karyn and Jon looked over at Eric and Keith.
"Is there something you boys want?" Jon asked.
"Uh, no... we were just walking by and uh..." Keith said.
"Yeah, that's all," Eric said. "I wish you two would finish up out here and go back inside and just forget about us." And they did.
Keith looked at Eric. "Man, maybe you should'nt mess with people's minds so much, I mean, it just seems... wrong, I guess."
"Don't worry. Jon and Karyn will be fine as soon as they take their clothes off. Now lets get back to the lab and see what they're up to."
Eric was about to make a wish to take them back to the lab, when Keith spotted a familiar looking minivan coming down the street.
"Hey, isn't that..." as the van approached, they both saw who was inside.
"Jon's parents!" Keith yelled.
The van pulled into the driveway, and Jon's mother, father, and sister all climbed out, walking to the front door of the house.
"Do something, Eric!" Keith said.
