"You know, Jon, I wish ..."
"Stop!" Jon yelled.
"What?"
"Don't make any wishes."
"What are you talking about? And why are you so upset about my outfit? Jon, what's really going on here?"
"Well, Mom, you're dressed like a porn star or something."
"Well, that's because I AM a porn star."
"What!?"
"Jon, you've known about this your whole life. Why are you acting like this?"
