Jon stopped in the bathroom and did his thing. He then made a quick stop in his bedroom to pick up his stone and headed toward the kitchen and impending doom.
Neither Jon nor his mother knew how to begin.
Jon had sort of an idea of what was happening he just didn't want to tell his mother about the wishing stone.
Jon's mother was even more confused. She was trying to decide if Jon was gay or if he wanted to be a girl.
Being the adult, Jon's mother decided to take the lead. "Jon, are you gay?"
"Gay? Me? Why would you think that?"
Holding Jon's hand, the one with the wishing rock, his mother said, "Jon, look how you are dressed. You look silly like that. You are too much of a boy to dress as a girl. I don't know what to think. If you aren't gay, then do you want to be a girl. Oh I wish
