"Jon!" She exclaimed in shock "What are you wearing?"
Jon, being suddenly woken from a sound sleep, looked at his mother. "Huh?" He asked, not understanding what his mother had just said.
"Jon, why are you dressed like that?"
"Huh?" Jon asked, sitting up. He then looked to see what he was wearing.
It took several seconds for the full impact of what he saw to hit him. "I'm dressed as a girl!" He exclaimed. Looking up to his mother he asked, "Why am I dressed as a girl?"
"That is what I wanted to know Jon. Are you gay?"
"No way!" Jon said. "And I didn't dress like this."
"Then why are you dressed as a girl?"
'The rock!' Jon decided. "I don't know Mom." He lied to his mother.
Meanwhile, Karyn stopped in front of another store front and said, "I wish
