Just like that, Jon started acting like Parez Hilton, a little known Spanish dictator from the 18th century. He was so little known, in fact, that the stone was not sure that it was interpreting the wish correctly. But, one must do what one can with what one is given, after all, so the stone essentially made up the background history. What did the two teenagers really know about Spanish dictatorship in the 1700's on a small island off the coast of Cuba, anyway?
Now, being that Jon was not anywhere near a small island, let alone acquainted with any nearby minorities upon which he could exude any dictatorial commands (which the stone assumed Parez Hilton did), the stone had to do the next best thing, which was...
