Jon suddenly found himself standing at Karyn's feet and looking way up at her while his tongue hung out of the side of his mouth.
"Oh aren't you cute!" Karyn cooed in delight. "You're a little beagle, and you're still a puppy."
"Yipe yipe arf!" Jon complained to no avail. Looking around with his long ears flopping with each head movement, Jon spotteed Karyn's purse on the floor. Running over to it in a romping puppy movement, Jon lifted his hind leg.
"Oh no you don't! I wish you were female" Karyn declared hurriedly
"Yip yipe arf", The frustrated little female beage complained before sitting down next to the purse to wait out the remaining minutes of Karyn's dog wish.