As Biff ran around the strip mall, he came to the Fitness Central gym with its outdoor pool. He waited a moment to catch his breath, but his attention soon was forced away by a scream of shock. Biff turned to look through the fence. He saw a man desperately trying to cover his bare, flat chest with his hands. He looked panicked. "Why am I wearing women's swim trunks? I'm indecent!" he yelled out.
A woman swam from the other end of the pool. "Well, you're in luck, because someone put me in a fucking one-piece swimsuit!" Suddenly, it clicked in both of their heads. We should switch clothes! The two of them frantically put on each other's swim outfits. As they did so, they swapped hairstyles, with the man's hair growing out long and the woman's taking on a buzz cut.
Biff decided he didn't want to see much more of this particular scene and walked inside the gym. How does nobody find this strange? Unfortunately, his "strange" was playing out all over the gym. People were undressing in public. He looked over to one corner, where a woman walking past the weights suddenly gained washboard abs and shorter gelled hair.
"You okay, babe?" she asked a man who had presumably been lifting the weights but now was struggling to get up from under them, his darker hair shooting out into a sandy blonde curl.
"Uh, no, why did I even attempt this?"
"You okay, babe?" she asked, flirting with the boy before effortlessly lifting the weights off of him.
"Well, now I am, thank you..." he shyly replied, giggling and blushing beet red.
Biff turned elsewhere and saw a woman carrying a yoga mat under arm suddenly swap gear (and appearance) with a man in a karate gi, who took the mat and walked right back into the classroom area of the gym.
Is this real...? Overwhelmed, Biff suddenly fainted and collapsed onto a bench near the front desk.
