Jon tells Karyn what he did to her and she is pissed off beyond imagination. She sees that Jon had put the rock down on his dresser when he came back into the room, so she sweeps it up quickly and says, fine, you think that this is funny, you like freaks, I wish that you had six DDD boobs on your chest and back and that your whole body was covered with long pink hair! Karyn starts to sob as she waits for the changes to happen to Jon, but none are forthcoming.
Jon goes over to her and holds her and calmly takes the rock back from her. Karyn looks at him still waiting for the hair and boobs to sprout, and through her sobs, she asks, "what happened, why didn't my wish work? I mean, I am glad that it didn't since I forgot to put a disclaimer in there, but what does this mean about the rock - WHAT DOES THIS MEAN ABOUT ME!?!"
Jon then explains the rest of his earlier wishes to Karyn. "Don't worry, you are not stuck like that. You just have to finish your three tasks to normalcy."
"My what?" Karyn asked.
"Let me explain", Jon said. "You may have noticed that you are rather, overly excited (or, as I wished, as horny as a roomful of 22 year old virgins on their wedding night.) You also have the same taste in women as me (or, as I wished, Karyn will be more charged up by the bigger the breasts that she sees.) With this in mind, once you are done your three tasks, in order, and before the night is over, you will be retured to normal when you wake up in the morning."
"First of all, why didn't my wish work? Second of all, what are my three tasks? Third of all, when I 'return' to normal' - you are a dead man."
"Now Karyn, that is not very nice of you. Bad Karyn, but I get your point. We'll have less fun next time. To answer your questions, first, when I made my original wish, I wished that you could not use the rock until 12 hours after you return to your normal state. I figured this would prevent me from spending the rest of my existence with 12 DDD tits and long pink hair everywhere. Second, your three tasks are as follows: (1) give me a good hummer, let me finish, swallow, and do nothing to harm me. (2)use your removable showerhead to masterbate for no less than 15 minutes at home while you are feverously getting to know your new highly sensitive breasts. (3) jerk off while looking at this copy off Juggies in your bed as many times as you can, but it has to be at least 3 or you fail, before you pass out tonight. the last thing you do tonight is to jerk off and fall asleep. no cleaning off. Also, you will not remember any of this tomorrow. If you try to tell anyone about this, or if you try to leave yourself a message in ANY format, you fail the task and be left as is. Additionally, any attempt to seek vengence, or get help in an alliance against me will cause you to be immediately transported to a brothel on the other side of the world where you will work for what will seem like 10 years, but will really only be 5 minutes. It was one heck of a wish that I put into place, please don't make that part of it reality."
"So now Karyn, the choice is yours. What do you want to do? Should we start with the hummer........
