Jon didn't know what Karyn had done, but he knew that that stone was HIS! He chased after her and caught up to her at the end of his driveway.
"Hey Karyn, you forgot to give the stone back silly!" Jon said playfully, hoping deep down she would actually give it back!
Karyn just seemed startled and confused, as if she was still lost in thought, "Oops sorry" she said as she handed the stone back to Jon. She then headed off towards home.
Jon still wished he knew what she had wished for, and then remembered he had a wishing stone!
"I wish I knew what Karyn's previous wish was" Jon said aloud.
The stone flashed and then a voice in Jon's head said, "The previous wish was exactly, 'I wish that although there would be no physical changes in anatomy, that all men sat down to pee, while all women stood.'"
Jon was surprised, he was certain that Karyn was shocked and confused by his groin, among other things. But she had clearly said no physical changes. What was all that talk about being confused why men's penises were inside them then? Hmm, maybe the new blonde hair was making her ditzy. Besides, if penises weren't inside men, where the fuck else would they be?
