"...I wish that you'd forgotten to put a time limit on your wish."
"No!" Karyn shouted in surprise, but it was too late. "Damn it Jon, now you're stuck as gay."
"So?" shrugged Jon "As far as I'm aware I've always been gay, so it doesn't make a difference to me. What, do you have a problem with me being gay?"
"No," lied Karyn. Even though she'd never admitted it, she had a thing for Jon and couldn't imagine dating anyone else, but she'd always been too scared of destroying their friendship to say anything.
"Now," said Jon, "For Biff."
"Wait!" said Karyn reaching for the stone.
