"Because having a baby and raising babies are two different things." Jon said as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. "And besides, how could women keep their careers or expect to carry on a normal life if guys weren't around to nurse and raise the children? I think a lot of kids would starve... if not for milk, then for lack of attention."
Karen looked a little confused for a moment and Jon paused seeing she was having trouble understanding. Karen held her hand to her temple and rolled her eyes, starting to realize her "simple" wish had cascaded into something that has effected the entire society. "So, uhm, Jon... you are telling me that guys... all guys, not just you, are the ones who raise the kids in families?"
"Uhm, well, doesn't that just make more sense? What would guys do with all of our milk? Just donate it to the nurture centers? Its food for children after all, hee and even -you- say how it always tastes better fresh!"
Karen tried not to sound too surprised as she was learning about what she had done with her "harmless" little wish. "Uhm, yeah, I guess it does... Uh... You mentioned, "Nurture Centers?" What are they again?"
"For men to donate milk at! Karen did you bump your head or something? Why are you asking such odd questions? What did you wish for with the rock? To forget things? *hee-hee!"
Karen forced a grin and waved off Jon's query, noticing how his posture and body language had changed now that he was sporting a pair of large full boobs. Almost like a flirty girl, he shook his shoulders every now and then to add a cute 'jiggle' to emphasize some of the things that he said, and he tended to keep his shoulders back more, instead of slightly slumping his shoulders. "Only men donate their milk at the nurture centers?"
Jon started to sound a patronizing as he answered, telling Karen that she must be asking questions that seemed obvious and Jon must think he is explaining the simplest things to her.
"Well, yes Karen hee-hee! after all, women's boobs only give milk after they have a baby and are suckled, but any guy that's gone through puberty starts to lactate five... ten minutes after they are around kids! You don't know what its like, I know, but trust me, jiggle* its really, really uncomfortable walking around with a pint or so of moo-juice jiggling around in your boobs."
Keeping Karen abreast of things.
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