"What's so funny, Karyn?" Jon asked. "Did you actually change me?"
"Yes!" she said laughing. "You mean you really can't tell?"
"No, I really can't."
"Okay, then tell me this. When are you due?"
"In about three months. I told you this right after I found out I was pregnant, Karyn." Jon hefted himself to his feet, resting one hand on his bulging belly.
"But you're still a guy."
"Of course I'm a guy."
"Even though your pregnant. And with what your wearing."
"What? I like this maternity dress. It's very slimming."
In his altered state, Jon seemed impenetrable to logic. Karyn's going to have to find a way to convince Jon that he's been transformed.
