"Okay, Karyn. I've gotta go or I'll be late," Jon said.
"Wait," Karyn said suddenly.
"What?"
"Jon, you're not supposed to be a Hooters waiter. That was the thing I changed about you," Karyn said.
"What are you talking about? I've been working at Hooters since the beginning of the school year. So have Steve and Biff."
"Steve and Biff?" Karyn asked. "You mean Steve Farber?" There was only one Biff that she knew of and that was Biff Meadows, captain of the high school football team. But there was more than one Steve. Although, given the circumstances, she figured that Jon was talking about Steve Farber, who she knew prided himself on the fact that he had such a large member.
"Of course I mean Steve Farber. Karyn, you know he works there."
Karyn sighed. She obviously wasn't going to get through to him. "Give me the stone."
"What are you going to use it for?" Jon asked. He had a feeling that she was going to wish that he didn't work at Hooters. And he certainly didn't want that. If he didn't have a job there, he'd probably have to get a more disreputable job, like being a stripper or a prostitute. He knew a lot of guys at school that would kill to have his job at Hooters.
"Come on, Jon. Just give it to me," Karyn said.
