'So this is some magical roofie!?' Biff asked with a slight quaver in his voice. Even if he was trying his best to keep his courage up, the idea of sitting there, being unable tos top Kevin from recreating a scene from 'Highschool of the Sluts'........
'What! No!' Kevins indignation was all to real 'Well yes. It is kind of a magical roofie. But there will be no forced sex! None at all. As I said more than once! Damn, you really know how to suck the fun out of anything. SUDO While you are sitting there don't speak unless I ask you something. ' he took a few breath to find his calm again before he continued.
'As I was about to explain, I just want to some things to come as a surprise. Like the fact that there is a magic word I haven't used before. Let me demonstrate.' during his explanation Kevin had retrieved a small book from Mei-Lynns backpack and was now holding it open in front of Biffs face ' SUDO MOD You speak Japanese and know how to write Kanji and Kana as well as anyone who grew up in Japan.' and just like that the meaningless letters on the page in front of Biff began to resolve themselve into a story about two people called Inaba and Taichi discussing Taichis' lovelive .
Kevin watched as Biffs eyses started following the lines with an excited grin 'Neat isn't it. I discovered that I can edit your experiences like that just this evening.' (or more accurately Kevin wisjed it up with the stone) 'Of course I can remove skills to. SUDO MOD You no longer know how to speak English without a noticable Japanese accent. SUDO Whenever you are not thinking about it you will default to writing in the Japanese alphabets instead of the Latin one.
So you see, for every skill you gain or every one I let you keep I will add a little drawback to balance things out.' he let the book snap shut 'Any thoughts on the matter?'
Biff just stared at him with definatly, ( he wasn't about to give Kevin the satisfaction of volunteering a sample of his new accent if he could help it ), so Kevin continued after a short pause 'Still not in the mood to play games I see. I was planning on asking you if the tradeoff was worth it for a lot of the planned changes, but I think it's easier to just go through with them all.
Now I know you won't like some of these changes so we better start with this one:
SUDO As long as you are Mei-Lynn , you won't consider suicide a solution. And just so you have a convenient way of rationalizing it let's add SUDO: No matter how much evidence points to the contrary, you will never completely lose hope I might turn you back.
Plus, that way I'll always have a carrot to motivate you, too. A propos SUDO You will never get completely used to being Mei-Lynn.'
Biffs eyes widened at the last one, but Kevin just smirked and gave him a wink.
Kevin thought as he continued.
' Hmmm that actually brings me a neat idea. SUDO As Lynn you will have a bit of a protective streak when it comes to me. I'm sure you will rationalize it as trying to protect your only ticket back to manhood. It also matches up nicely with something I didn't mention about Mei-Lynns childhood yet. I only said she was an athlete but I never mentioned her sport of choice. You see when she was seven years old she took up Karate and she had enough talent and drive that she could have gone professional if her breasts hadn't gotten in the way. SUDO MOD You know Karate as if you spent eight years of your life training vigorously. When her .assets made it hard to continue her Karate lessons she took up Tai-Chi. SUDO MOD You have about two years worth of experience with Tai-Chi. SUDO You enjoy practicing martial arts. And as an added bonus SUDO MOD You know as much about martial arts movies as a longstanding fan.
Your old hobbies however.... SUDO MOD You don't know how to get invested in Ball-sports or cars.'
The way his diffuse desire to punch Kevin in the face suddenly turned nto a very concrete idea of where to aim, and how to get the most force out of the strike, was satisfying in a way. But feeling of his personality being rearranged like a deck of playing-cards was getting to Biff. He could recall all the strategizing all the moves and counter-moves during his last game, but just as Kevin had said he no longer could bring himself to care. Just like that a huge chunk of his life had turned unimportant.
Kevin however was ignoring his silent pleas to stop, in fact the pleading looks and the slight sheen hinteng at the tears of frustration Biff was holding back only seemd to urge him on.
'Oh don't look like that. Don't you see I'm doing you a favor here? Now you won't have to stand on the sidelines futilely wishing you could be part of the team. Besides look at where we stand now... You are an extremly buxom japanese schoolgirl with inprobably haircolor that is still an accomplished martial artist. '
Biff didn't know why he hadn't realized it sooner, but Kevin was right. He was indeed as close to an anime-character as he could get. At least as close as he hoped he could get, when Kevin started to speak again
'But there are still a few things missing. SUDO MOD You know as much about taking care of your body as could be expected from you new backstory. SUDO You will judge yourself by the same standards you apply to other girls when it comes to these matters.
And let's give you a hand with maintaining that excellent figure. SUDO BIOS Your breasts are extremely resistant to sagging. No telling what toll regular excercise would take on them otherwise.. And speaking of looking good,... a anime-girl should show her softer side once in a while: SUDO Commenting on your appereance, especially your bust, is an easy way to make you blush.'
Biff knew what was coming next and fastily turned his face away, when Kevin made a pause for dramatic effect before continuing in a sickly sweet voice 'Let me be the first to say that you are a very lovely girl.' And sure enough Biff could feel the heat rising to his cheeks. He tried to hide it with his hand, not realising how demure it made him look. Kevin however was quick to point it out 'Heh, you look like a bride on her wedding-night.' he paused while Biff changed tactics and opted for a defiant stare 'Actually,... SUDO You can't recall any of your previous moments of physical intimacy that weren't platonic aside from the vague notion that they felt good . The first time is special for a girl after all. '
Biff went from bluching delicately to deathly plae as he felt his memories of Sarah, Rebecca and a few hormon-fueld episoded between his relationships slip away. He still remebered going out with them, but he couldn't even recall how it felt when Sophie held his hand back in grade-school.
This time he couldn't stop sniffling while a few tears rolled down his cheeks. He angryly wiped them away, unable to even look at the guy who had just cost him some of the best moments of his life.
As much as Kevin had enjoyed taunting Biff, the sight of the girl in the chair actually crying made him feel like a tool. He had to forcibly remind himself of Biff sending him sprawling to the floor, to keep his resolve to keep going. Surely Biff wouldn't stop just because he had reduced a victim to tears, right?
On second thought, that didn't actually make it ok to be a jerk to him, just understandable. .
For the first time this evening Kevin sounded genuinely apolegetic, when he sighed and said 'Look I ....' not that Biff cared at this point. He just wanted the constant stream of commands, picking away at his identity, to stop. When he heard Kevin draw breath again, he did the only thing he could think of at this point: He squeezed his eyes shut and clapped his hands over his ears.
It was childish, and he was sure Kevin would make him regret it, but for the moment he just didn't care. He needed this moment of fragile peace, or he'd break down completely.
When he managed to regain his mental equilibrium (however shaky) and stop the pathetic sniffling, without anything happening Biff started to get nervous. He had expected Kevin to try and pry a hand away from his ears, or start shouting loud enogh to be heard even through the hands but instead nothing of that sort had happened.
When Biff finally decided to follow one of the coaches favorite advices , he found Kevin leaning against the desk looking almost sympathetic as he said 'I admit that was a bit of a low blow. So let's keep the penalty light this time. SUDO Whenever you get intimate you can't help sounding like the herione of a raunchy anime or eroge. With that out of the way: Is there's anything you'd like to get in exchange for your ehem "experience"?'
It took Biff a moment to react 'What?'.
'Well, we are always done setting up the neccessary tweaks for you to be convincing as Mei-Lynn.' Kevin elaborated ' So I thought you'd like to request one yourself. Playing the piano. Learn a new language. Knowing the right fork to eat lobster. Stuff like that. Any ideas?'
Biff hadn't really been prepared for Kevin to spring the question of "If you could change a single thing about you, what would it be?" on him like that. He started abenstly stroking the place where his scruffy goatee had been an hour ago, as he tried to come up with a choice he wouldn't regret.
When Kevin got bored of watching Biff weigh his choices, the former jock feared for a moment that his heitation had cost him the opportunity to get at least something nice out of this nightmare. But his worries proved to be unfounded.
'I see you need time to think, so I'll go ahead and polish up the remaining tweaks.
I made sure Mei-Lynns "guest family" will be very supportive and understanding. They know you have been under a lot of pressure lately so they will give you as much free space as they can. SUDO If they do push you though, you will find it extremely hard to say no to them.
SUDO The idea of skipping school will never occur to you. Anything else.......ah yes. SUDO MOD You know enough about Japan in general and Shirakawa in particular to convincingly answer questions about Mei-Lynns past. SUDO when I am around, you have a slight urge to keep me informed on how your new life and body are treating you. And I'll throw in a freebie just in case you do decide to expand your horizon SUDO BIOS If you are not activly trying to concieve you will not be able to get pregnant. And I think that just about covers it on my side. What about you?Found anything you want yet?'
Biff nodded slowly 'People assume....' he faltered for a moment when he noticed his new accent for the first time '.... assume I'm stupid just because I'm good at sports. Not all of them. But enough. That's something I could do without. I won't be playing football but ' he gestured vaguely towards his chest ' now there are other reasons people won't expect much. I mean you probably think Sarah is just a ditz, too. I'd like to be smart enough to show them all.' The story was true, Biff had pretty good grades, but never good enough for people to take notice and change their opinion about him being just a dumb jock. And showing them up was something Biff would relish indeed, but what he was really hoping for was getting smart enough to figure out a way to get his life back.
Kevin hmmmed thoughtfully and started t say something, thought better of it and turned things over in his head again 'Dang, that's actually a pretty tough one to balance out. Especially if you are supposed to like it. I think I got carried away with making sweeping changes a bit, so I'll try to be more subtle. SUDO As Mei-Lynn you will find it as easy to be engrossed in your lessons as you would have found a Football-game before you sat down in this chair.'
This newfound interrest in schoolwork wasn't remotely usefull to get his life back, Biff told himself. Kevin noticed the slight slump of Biffs shoulders 'I am sorry if you expected to get all knowledge you'd ever need to graduate for free.
I am afraid you won't like what is coming next either. ' he cleared his throat 'I said I would give you a choice to either run from me or from Mei-Lynns past.
Well now comes the part where you will get a past to run from:
SUDO When you are not around me you won't be able to name yourself Biff,
As I said before, I wanted to give this a personal touch, when I decided it might do you good to see life through the eyes of the little guys. So you and Mei-Lynn hare all the traits you think make you better or more successfull than let's say me or Leonard. She is tall, athletic, popular and good looking.
Of course these were exactly the things she was bullied about.
SUDO You will remain just as proud of your physical prowess as Mei-Lynn as you were as Biff.
SUDO MOD When you are not with me you know what it is like to be bullied because you are unusually tall and muscular compared to the other girls.
SUDO MOD When you are not with me you know what it is like to have most of the school think you a loose woman because of your looks.'
SUDO MOD When you are not with me you know what it is like to be constantly harassed about the size of your bust, being called a dairy-cow and worse.
Suddenly your tendency to blush when people mention your exquisite rack actually seems more than just me being driven by hormones, eh?' To his annyoance Biff felt his blush start up again at the last comment.
'You can leave the chair if you want.' Kevin offered with a smug grin 'Or we can see how many comments about your magnificent bosom you can take before steam rises from your ears.'
As it turned out it took over a dozen compliments before a furiously blushing Biff decided that holding onto the knowledge of what happened in the chair wasn't worth the humiliation.
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