Even if Biff still stood with his back to him, Kevin had noticed Biffs slackjawed look in the mirror, and took obvious delight in twisting the knife further. 'Ah yes. If I may introduce:' he nodded towards the Biff in the door ' Biff ' ' here he made a sweeping gesture towards the original 'your stepsister.' Before repeating the gesture in revers when he added 'Stepsister, Biff.'
The Biff besides the door gave his stepsister a friendly nod in acknowledgement, ' but only got a horrified whisper 'How?' ' in return, even as the original turned around to stare at the impostor.
After savouring the successful surprise for a few more moments Kevin started to speak again 'Of course he is not really you.' He shrugged 'but then again, you are not really his stepsister. So in the end it all evens out ' Only to be interrupted by the ringing of Biffs phone.
All heads turned in the direction of the drums, Biff staring in horror, Kevin with understanding dawning on his face and the Fetch with mild interest. The imposter was the first to react offering 'Shall I take care of it?' politely.' Biff started towards his phone to without knowing what to do if he actually reached it, before Kevins' yelled 'SUDO Don't move.' Stopped him in his tracks.
He watched as his doppelgÀnger fished the phone out of the pile, and looked at the display 'It is someone called Sarah.'
Kevin looked annoyed' 'Hrrmph, the girlfriend. Would you mind going outside to make sure she or anyone else he might have called won't interrupt us.'
Biffs heart sank as he watched Fake-Biff nodding and answer the phone as he walked towards the door 'Heyyyy, Sarah.....yes yes I know......My throat? Yes, yes it is much better now....' .
Biff wanted to shout, to let Sarah know it wasn't him, but Kevins was staring at him just daring him to try one more thing, and so he let the ..thing wearing his face get away.
When the sound of the phone-conversation was fading in the distance Kevin adressed Biff in the friendly and slightly manic way the former jock was starting to dread 'It seems fate isn't on your side tonight.' (It was actually a wish that Biff wouldn't manage to prevent Kevins plans for this night. But he had no way of knowing that ) 'And here I thought your new hair would be a big hint to stop doing things like that. But if you insist on being difficult, it obviously wasn't enough of a hassle. Well you know what they say: Variety is the spice of life. Sudo Going out in public with your hair worn in the same style as it was on a previous day that week will feel just as embarrassing as going au naturel. That means naked by the way. And just in case you try to get cute again. SUDO The same will happen if I point out that a style doesn't suit you or is too similar to one you already tried.' still bound to standing as still as possible Biff couldn't even flinch away as Kevin let a strand of luxurious red hair glide through his fingers ' Since you decided to go with wearing it free today, I suppose can go with a ponytail tomorrow. But after that you should probably look into youtube-videos with more elaborate ideas. Oh and SUDO You feel free to talk and move around the room again'.
As soon as he could move again Biff retreated to the far side of the room, trying to fix his bathrobe that had slipped open to expose a generous amount of cleavage when he tried to run,
Kevin didn't seem to mind very much 'As I was about to explain... since your old life is already occupied I will have to provide you with a new one. And your choice of porn provided me with plenty of inspiration....'
'I...I never touched the really weird stuff. The ones with tentacles or chicks with dicks....' Biff interjected hastily. 'I'm not that kinda pervert. I just like the women in them better.'
Kevin just smiled and gave a pointed glance at Biffs chest 'Yes, I can see why you prefer your movies unrestrained by practicality. But no need to get defensive. I just wanted to give your new identity a bit of a personal touch, so to speak. And making you new in town is much easier than detailing an entire live spent in this town anyway. So let me be the first one to greet our new exchange-student from the land of the rising sun. '
Biff just stared at the still smiling Kevin before venturing cautiously 'You might want to read up on some stuff. If this.. ' he gestured vaguely towards his new body '..is what you think a typical Japanese look like.'
Kevin gave Biff an odd look before chuckling 'That... was actually kinda witty. Didn't think you had it in you. And yes I have actually thought about that....' he stopped and snapped his fingers a few times as he thought about what to say next 'but let's not get ahead of ourselves. If I start in the middle it will turn this whole thing into a snarled mess. So first things first. SUDO Unless I or the new Biff are the only ones listening you won't be able to contradict the new biographie I invented for you. And don't worry I kept it vague enought that you'll still have wiggle room to fill in the details as you like. 'after a short pause he added 'And I'll thank you to save all questions until the end of the presentation. '
Biff just nodded mutely. There were a million question he would have loved to ask, but he wasn't in the mood to get an answer that was mostly designed to show how oh so clever Kevin was. Better to wait and get it over with.
