“Well, I guess I’d make myself younger and start having more kids. After having you I realized it was my calling but I was almost thirty at the time and the man I was doing it with was a drunk that I had to leave after Mikey. I guess if magic was real and I got to keep the three of you around then I would make myself your age and start having more kids.”
“Huh” Jon figured he could test if he had to use someone’s exact name or if he could use nicknames to control people. “Mom, start aging backwards at a rate so you will be exactly eighteen years old as soon as you wake up tomorrow morning and then resume aging normally. Also forget we had this conversation.”
“Come on Jon, those pizzas aren’t going to eat themselves.”
‘That went well’ Jon thought ‘I’ll help her with the other part tomorrow’
Zoe ended up cutting her hair three more times during dinner so afterwards Jon told her to go to bed and sleep until his twenty-four hour hair cutting command was over before her hair would grow faster than she could cut it. Soon after, everyone else followed to see what tomorrow brought.
