As the school nurse bent over to help the poor disoriented McMillan boy to his feet, the principal Mr Charlton stole a glance at the nurse's large and robust derrier.
Nurse Rogers was a buxom woman in her mid twenties, a little overweight but in all the right places. I'd dearly love a ride on her wagon, the principal thought privately, it's a shame she's 20 years my younger. I was quite the handsome fellow in my day, I reckon I could've bagged her and her best friend at the same time! How time makes fools of us all...
A slight dizziness passed through Mr Charlton's mind and he steadied himself against the wall. Something felt different, but he coulnd't immediately figure out what...
