Steve leaps at the opportunity, grabbing the stone: "I wish you were my perfect little slut."
Jeff looked up at Steve from the ground with a shocked look on his face. "NO! What the hell did you just do? I can't be your slut I'm a guy."
Glaring down at him Steve said, "First of all guys can be sluts and second of all what makes you think you are still a guy?"
Jeff climbs to his feet a slides a hand down the front of his pants. "You've got to be kidding me..."
