"Oh my god." Jane said. "You're pregnant! How did you get pregnant?"
Blushing a very bright red, Jon said, "It might have been your vibrator."
"You found my vibrator!" Jane asked. "You found and used my vibrator?" She asked again, not quite believing what Jon had just said.
"Yes." Jon said in a quiet voice. "I am sorry."
"That is besides the point. A vibrator can't make you pregnant, you should know that."
"I sort of, ah, like wished, ah, I wished, ah, I wished icouldexperiencethewholeexperienceoffemalesexand " Jon said before running out of steam.
"Let me get this straight. You were using my vibrator and wished to experience more."
"Yes." Jon said, blushing a brighter red as hard as that was to believe.
"How did that make you pregnant?"
"I am not really sure, I wasn't thinking too clearly, but I think the vibrator turned into a guy."
"You wished my vibrator into a guy?"
"Not exactly, but I sort of think that is what happened."
"Where is this guy now?"
"When he was done, he seemed to change back into your vibrator."
"I'll never look at that vibrator the same." Jane said. Then focusing on Jon problem, "I guess for some reason you are stuck as a girl as long as you are pregnant. Don't worry Honey, we will get through it."
"Ah, Mom, I think there may be more."
"What else did you do?"
"It isn't what I did. It is what you did."
"What do you mean?"
"Ah, if the vibrator made me, ah, pregnant, and then you wished to, ah, be just, ah, like me, ah, I mean you, ah, mean, I don't know what I mean."
Jane looked at her son turned daughter for a moment and then caught the drift of what Jon was trying to tell her.
"Oh my god." Jane said. "It can't be!"
"I'm ...
