"I know!" thought Jon. "I'll turn myself into a giant lemur, just like the ones that used to roam free on the African island of Madagascar only 2000 years ago."
"As one of these gorilla-sized lemurs, I'll weigh anything up to 440 pounds, but will be dine on a strictly vegiterian diet. My long head and neck will make it easy for my snout to reach high branches when dining on leaves and my large hands and feet, with long fingers and toes, will make me an ideal tree climber; Unlike the giant ground sloth, that an elephant-sized inhabitant of South America and parts of southern North America. Being earth bound, they secured their food by pulling down branches with their 7-inch claws and entwined and yanking leaves with their long tongues. It's no small wonder they became extinct 9000 years before the Giant Lemur. Stupid ground sloths"
Jon gripped the rock tight "I wish I were a giant Lemur" he said, and then suddenly he was.
