Jon didn't know why he was Buffy and Karen was Angel, and he didn't care. He just wanted to get back into his own body. He didn't like being Buffy. Being a woman was wierd for him. He felt his boobs bounce every time he moved, and he hated that feeling. It was disorienting. And it was even more strange not to feel his penis. He stood awkwardly in Buffy's short skirt and twitched at the feeling of a cold gust of air on the parts he didn't have anymore.
"John?" Karen asked. "Did you hear me?"
"Yeah, Karen." His new voice sounded bizarre coming from him. It was way too high-pitched to be his wasn't it? "I heard you, but I don't know why I'm Buffy."
Rather than stand around and try to figure it all out as Buffy, Jon decided to try to take some initiative and get back to his own body. All he had to do was take off the sweatshirt, right? Or whatever it had turned into in this reality? So he took off his leather jacket. Nothing. He started taking off his tank top.
"Jon, you pervert, what are you doing?" Karen asked.
Jon ignored her and pulled Buffy's tank top off over his head. He wasn't wearing a bra, so his breasts bounced free and bare. Unfortuntely, that was all that happened. He was still Buffy.
Karen ran over to him and grabbed the tank top from his hands and tried to force it back on him. "Get dressed, Jon. What are you trying to do, get a good look at Buffy's boobs? You're pretty sick, you know that? Now let's try to figure out how we got into Buffy the Vampire Slayer and how we wound up in the bodies we did."
Jon let her put his shirt back on (and she shivered with involuntary delight at the feeling of Karen's strong new hands), but he wasn't listening to what she was saying. Instead he jumped on Karen and reached up and pulled his jacket off.
"Hey!" Karen shouted. "Let go!"
She struggled, but Jon felt Buffy's slayer strength run through her slender body and he was easily able to overpower Karen. She pulled off her jacket. Still nothing happened. Then she finally tried her t-shirt, and she found it wouldn't come off. It was stuck hard to her body, like it was superglued to Angel's skin or something.
Jon remembered that the kids in The Jersey were only sometimes able to take off the jersey themselves. Sometimes they had to learn a lesson first. Was that the case now, and if so what did Jon have to learn? God knows how long he's be stuck in Buffy Summers' hot body.
"Karen, I have bad news for you," Jon said. "I think we're gonna be here for a while."
