Jills' boyfriend

On the phone was... Jill's boyfriend, John. James should've let the machine get the call. How was he going to foll Jill's boyfriend?
John said, "Hey Babe, don't forget our big date tonight. I can't believe we've been together a whole year. Time sure flies, eh?"
James/Jill, "Ummm... time sure does fly sugah, but ah'm afraid ah can't make it tonight, darlin." James was so shaken by the call that he wasn't able to overcome Jill's natural southern drawl that came out whenever she got nervous.
John noticed, "What's wrong, Babe? You seemed fine just a couple of hours ago. Is everything alright?"
James was unable to come up with a good excuse. His only response was, "Ah'm just not myself today, sugah."
John said, "I'll be up in just a couple minutes, just as soon as I park my car. Then we can discuss our plans." Then he hung up the phone.
James was frozen for a second trying to think of what to do. Here James stood, in his neighbor's sexy, naked body with her boyfriend about to come through the door any second. What should he do? James heard the front door opening and decided to...