Sarah was in the hospital, being examined by doctors for a case of premature labor.
"It isn't unknown for multiple births to be premature," said the doctor. "I'm surprised it didn't happen earlier... anyway, it's only ten days. You should be fine."
The doctor measured the length of Sarah's contractions and then decided it was time to administer the anesthetic. Soon afterwards, five babies were born....
"Say," wondered Kevin, "who was the father of Sarah's babies, anyway?"
"Oh, I am. I created them, that makes me their father. And I used some of my genetic material, anyway."
But not only were the five babies Jon's children, it turned out they had inherited something from him. The first baby to get hungry cried, but then reached out with its mind. Instantly it teleported over into Sarah's arms where it could drink from her breasts. And then the next baby....