'I can fix this!' I thought to myself, and held the rock tightly, close to my chest.
"I wish..." thinking for a few moments, searching for the words, "I wish I had my di..." I paused for a second and re-phrased it, "I wish I had my penis again."
Nothing.
"I wish I had a penis." I tried stating more plainly, but still no sensation like before.
I glanced down at the spot again, a lonely pair of testicles squashed between my thighs, "I wish my genitalia was complete."
And there it was. 'Finally,' I thought to myself as that familiar feeling of warmth and change ran through my groin, and my gaze turned to the ceiling for the brief duration. I had fixed myself.
With relief, I looked down at my lap and got quite the shock.
I had a full set of genitalia, but they weren't human genitalia.
"W-what..?" I stuttered, "Why would this happen?"
